The Evil Plan Generator

[KG_CrimsonTrooper]

http://members.tripod.com/~mrpuzuzu/plan.html

[KG_Noggs]

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Muhahaha...

[KG_CrimsonTrooper]

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Destroy that Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Secret Death Ray, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[KG_SSpoom]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

yeah.....

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Armageddon Clock, bringing about the Destruction of the Masses. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[KG_Noggs]

We all picked different things...cool

[Full Monty]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mutant Race to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Armageddon Clock, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[KG_Soldier]

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[KG_Swampfox]

Gents,

I'm not sure what I did different, but my results were amazing......


Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first date Ashley Judd, who looks damn good in a bikini on the turret of a MKV Panther. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by our arrival they will say Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will drink loads of beer in the Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of Classic Harley Davidson motorcycles to be delivered to you, begging to do your every riding. Your name will become synonymous with Bikes, Panthers, and Ashley Judd, as lesser men whisper your name in a fit of jelousy.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Panther with as scantly clad Ashley Judd, bringing about the signal to start the party. This will all be done from Duluth, Mn., an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the begining of all things good, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you the person with the best taste in woman, tanks, and most likely to continue to recieve shock treatments.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Swamp ;)

[KG_CrimsonTrooper]

Originally Posted by KG_Swampfox

Gents,

I'm not sure what I did different, but my results were amazing......


Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first date Ashley Judd, who looks damn good in a bikini on the turret of a MKV Panther. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by our arrival they will say Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will drink loads of beer in the Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of Classic Harley Davidson motorcycles to be delivered to you, begging to do your every riding. Your name will become synonymous with Bikes, Panthers, and Ashley Judd, as lesser men whisper your name in a fit of jelousy.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Panther with as scantly clad Ashley Judd, bringing about the signal to start the party. This will all be done from Duluth, Mn., an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the begining of all things good, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you the person with the best taste in woman, tanks, and most likely to continue to recieve shock treatments.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Swamp ;)

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great Job Pat