Heavy Metal- Round 3

[Palantir]

You know you're doomed when you miss a 70m side shot...

That now makes it EVERY turn without a penetration.

It went like this:

*Radio crackle*
Operator- "Come in Siberian Wolf Platoon, Siberian Wolf this is Copper Kettle please respond.." *silence*

Operator- "Come in Siberian Wolf Platoon, Siberian Wolf this is Copper Kettle please respond.." *silence*

Operator- "Sir they are not answering, I think they're all destroyed..."

Colonel- "Bah, the traitorous cowards they deserved to die!!!"

Operator- "Then I guess there's no point including in the report that they were given an entire load of practice AP ammo instead of combat AP ammo?"

[KG_ThorsHammer]

lol, oh man i would crawl out of my tank, drag my broken body back to the idiot responsible and blow his brains out before I died.

[kawaiku]

The problem there Thor is... well... he'd be lucky to get outta the tank the way things have been going lately

btw, I just sent ya an email with the latest file. I'm not sure if you were able to get the previous ones so I resent it.

[Palantir]

You all may be wondering- "So what's happening in the incredibly riveting Pal vs Kaw battle?"
Or as I like to call it- "What the #$*@!"

Well ok then!

Now at T11 my 2 remaining & separated tanks are performing a tactical text-book example of armored "bob & weave." My opponents "Stalin'isk" like tanks have me penned in the north of the map near "Bog Point" & "Soldier Street" but they haven't brought me to ground yet.

I expect a miraculous turn around very shortly...

[KG_Jag]

Soldier and I are well along, but so far it's France in 1939.

[KG_Swampfox]

Thor and I are trading turns regularly

He has sniped one of my tanks from long range with his stabilized, ring lazer gyro equipted, atomic powered, captured T-34/76 cannon......

The thing lit up like the Hood...

[Palantir]

I'm starting to suspect that the Germans just threw a T-34 "tent cover" over their Tigers...

[Palantir]

The miracle HAPPENED!!!

I was caught between 2 of Kawaiku's tanks but got off a shot and- got a partial penetration!!!!!! WOOT!!!!
Just before I was hit multiple times & knocked out.

Now the odds are only 6:1 against me...

[kawaiku]

Lol. I read that before I loaded the file. Maaan o mighty, I honestly thought that your guys' first shot would wreck my tank haha. O and you forgot to mention your lone tank also received a penetration courtesy of superior German armor and weaponry.

[Palantir]

Yea, still trying to figure this one out:
You shoot = auto-penetration, I shoot = ricochet.

Dang rubber tipped AP rounds!!

I said they would never work but NOoooooo.... Jag says sure use them- that way the other tanks won't hear the hit & know you are there...